My favorite moment in any telenovela is when one character makes fun of another character by telling them “We’re not in a telenovela…”
Tonight CIA Agente Tim “El Gringo” Rawlings tells The Minister of Defense Rivera that Rivera is “not in a telenovela!”
Really, El Gringo?
Because when you’re a CIA Agent whose wife has left you because you had your boss killed by the World’s Biggest Narco, and you’re comparing notes on girl-trouble with the Minister of Defense, who has a crush on the daughter of the World’s Biggest Narco who has a child with the World’s Second-Biggest Narco and runs her own meth-lab in between shopping sales at Forever 21, I’ll tell you what you’ve got, Agente Rawlings.
You’ve got yourself a telenovela!
Please tell me that in the Teenage Girls Running A Drug Empire In Between Shopping At Zara Narco Novela #ElSenorDeLosCielos3, no one is seriously counting on either one of these two to make Meth.
I just think they like to hang out in the lab because the stainless-steel counters remind them of mirrors.
This show is FANTASTICO tonight!!